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      Welcome to the General Store!

      > You enter the front door.

      You stand in awe. In front of you, from wall to ceiling, is the most tantalising array of sweet, sweet merchandise that you have ever seen in your whole damn miserable life.

      It is quite udderly breathtaking.
      I mean just look at that GIGANTIC ... 

      > You accidentally bump into the bargain bin.

      "Huh." You murmur.

      You decide that you may as well have a look inside. A bargain is a bargain, after all.

      > Below are the Treasure Nuggets you discover inside the tattered bin.

      It smells faintly like destiny.

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