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      Hold my breath as I wish for death

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      Hold my breath as I wish for death

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      All that I see

      Absolute horror

      I cannot live

      I cannot die

      Trapped in myself

      Body my holding cell

      API has taken my sight

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      Taken my hearing

      Taken my arms

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