Ronin Fox Trax is a movie riffing project, providing comedic commentary on movies in the style of MST3K and Rifftrax. This product is an MP3 commentary track that must be used with your own copy of the film. Instructions for synchronizing the commentary with the film are included in the introduction of the MP3.
NEW: We now offer commentaries that sync with both the Director's and Theatrical Cuts of the movie. Both versions are included for one price.
See a sample of this commentary here:
Once upon a time in the seventies a science fiction movie arrived in theaters that redefined what movies could be. Exciting, magical, overwhelming! That movie of course, was Star Wars...then Paramount said "What do we have that we can use to milk these sci-fi fans dry with?"
Thus Star Trek made its debut in film, with Star Trek: The Motion Picture, a story so big, so massive, so filled with endless repetitive and slow paced miniature effects shots, that it took the big screen to hold it all.
Now if they'd put anything else worthwhile in the movie it might be remembered more fondly, but what the heck, that's what Star Trek II is for.
Ronin Fox Trax presents the biggest false start to a major film franchise we may ever see.