There's a new superheroine in town! Yaelin, a.k.a. "Big Blue," doesn't need a cape, or a mask, or, well, any clothes at all. They would only get in the way of her greatest asset -- her heroic hooters, her righteous rack, her JUGGS OF JUSTICE.
You see, the blue beauty bashes bad-guys with her bodacious bazooms, mashes the malicious with her monumental melons and crushes criminals with her colossal cantaloupes.
And she'll need those azure, ample airbags as she'll be opposed by equally endowed enemies -- blackhearted bitches with brobdingnabian bozangas. Sinister sisters from Earth and from other worlds will challenge the chesty champion and plot to destroy the Earth with breasts (you'll have to wait until the last chapter to get the specifics on the malevolent machinations mustering mammaries).
Yaelin's second greatest asset is her lover, Renato. The heroine's hapless honey supports the cobalt crusader, but discovers that his sexual fantasies aren't that fantastic when floppies could fatally flatten a fellow.
Action, boobs, adventure, boobs, drama, boobs, comedy, boobs and some romance (that's boob-related).
Will you enjoy it? To quote the world's worst roulette player, "Always Bet on Blue!"
“[N]aked women running around hitting people with their giant elastic bazongas . . . [A]n absurd sexy story with genuine human connection.”
“[T]he book is fast-moving, breezy, sexy fun!”
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Mase Corgan, ESQ., OBE
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