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        Dumb Cuneiform - one cuneiform tablet created from your short message

        Dumb Cuneiform - one cuneiform tablet created from your short message

        Some tweets deserve to live forever. Enter a short text on the checkout screen, and we'll inscribe a cuneiform tablet for you. 

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