A murderous rampage of murder is taking place...in the aisle! Cham McMoochy is the newest employee at a local grocery store where the employees are just DYING to stay alive! Can Cham, Thorna, Stew-wert, Scopt, Rebonka, Big Boss Man, Detective, or Candee make it out sliding door at the front that leads to the parking lot of safety? Or, rather, will they be grocery stalked...to death!
MURDEROUS EXCERPT!Just then, a customer yelled out from the back of the store, "Help! I've been murdered!"
Candee and detective ran towards the noise, as did a great many people.In mere seconds, everyone was gathered around the bleeding, holy woman laying in aisle seven. She was no nun though! She was holy with stab wounds!
Rebonka took the conversational reigns and asked, "What happens? Who did this to you?!"
"Gurple! Burple! I...gargle! I...I...I felt those eyes! Watching me! The eyes! Eyes! Oh, those eyes! The eyes! Those eyes! The eyes, the eyes! Then I felt a hot blood, coming from my back! Gackle, snarl...Cough! I was stabbed...stabbed in the back! Wheeze and wheeze and cough!" With that, she collapsed fully!
Cham and Stew–wart were transfixed! Candee looked up from the dead, burbling, seeping wreck of a woman on the ground over to Rebonka and Scopt, terror glazing their neat, high–schooled faces!
"But why? Why did someone kill you? Someone here, in this building, that we must use logic to deduce whom was the murderer...or murderess!" Rebonka scanned the crowd, and saw nothing out of the ordinary! She pleaded, on her knees, to all the ears who heard her, "Whom? Whom! Whom-done-it?!"
DIRECTED BY Mark Gunk
PRODUCED BY Art Luman & Mark Gunk
APPROX. 14 pages
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