Thrash people in your sleep? Don't do mornings in the extremest way possible? This big shiny sticker is perfect when your priorities are napping, slapping, and knee-capping, preferably in that order. This 4-inch sticker is about the size of the bottom of the warmest, richest mug of hot chocolate, and is printed on brushed alloy stock with a UV protective gloss suitable for indoor or outdoor use. Give it to a geeky roleplay friend or keep it for yourself!