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Buy me a damn Moscow Mule.

Oh, you handsome thoughtful devil you. 

You're here because you've been reading my newsletters and at some time or another you found some sort of gem in one of them... a gem so shiny you've wanted to say thank you. But, until now, you haven't known how. 

Well, I've got good news... for both of us. 

You can buy me a Moscow Mule. 

Cocktails here in Chicago aren't cheap. They're $12 on average and generally, I like to leave a $3 tip (hence why the price is at $15). I drink a lot of them, more than I'd care to admit. 

And, it would just tickle me pink if you picked up my next one. 

What can I promise you in return? 

More pretty words. 

(There is a direct correlation between my alcohol intake and the quality of my writing). 

And, a damn good Moscow Mule Recipe you'll be redirected to after you pay up. 



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    You just made my f***ing day.

    Thank you.

    Also, in case you didn't see...

    Here's a link to that Moscow Mule recipe I was talking about:


    Cheers (again),


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