Be ready for any occasion with printable, customizable tick-your-own-sentiment greeting cards!
(Paper versions are also available. Holidays-specific cards are also available.)
The Jones-Withey line of Multi-Purpose Greetings are the perfect cards for:
- Unexpected occasions – keep a set handy at all times!
- Typical occasions – they work well for all the usual uses
- Unusual occasions – no other cards provide this degree of specificity
- Negative occasions – one of the only cards that allows for sarcasm, spite, condescension or outright abuse
- Positive occasions – all cards include at least 50% supportive sentiments
- Paper wasters – once printed out, that sheet of paper is useless for any other purpose
The PDF file contains 8 PAGES. For a close-up view of six of the eight cards, click here. The other two are a SURPRISE!
Feel free to print out multiples of whatever page(s) you like! When you print them out, you can fold the paper in half twice, and presto, you've got a card.
OR, you can print out a page, then rotate your paper 180º along ANY TWO AXES and print the same page again. Then you can cut the paper in half, and you end up with two double-sided printed cards! IT'S SCIENCE GONE MAD
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