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Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards x 8

Be ready for any occasion with printable, customizable tick-your-own-sentiment greeting cards!

(Paper versions are also available. Holidays-specific cards are also available.)

The Jones-Withey line of Multi-Purpose Greetings are the perfect cards for:

  • Unexpected occasions – keep a set handy at all times!
  • Typical occasions – they work well for all the usual uses
  • Unusual occasions – no other cards provide this degree of specificity
  • Negative occasions – one of the only cards that allows for sarcasm, spite, condescension or outright abuse
  • Positive occasions – all cards include at least 50% supportive sentiments
  • Paper wasters – once printed out, that sheet of paper is useless for any other purpose

The PDF file contains 8 PAGES. For a close-up view of six of the eight cards, click here. The other two are a SURPRISE!

Feel free to print out multiples of whatever page(s) you like! When you print them out, you can fold the paper in half twice, and presto, you've got a card.

OR, you can print out a page, then rotate your paper 180º along ANY TWO AXES and print the same page again. Then you can cut the paper in half, and you end up with two double-sided printed cards! IT'S SCIENCE GONE MAD

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