To be candid,
I'm not entirely sure
what the fuck
any of this is about.
if you have a minute...
I do think
I can make you feel something.
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In about 4-6 weeks my messenger owl, Fredrick, will arrive on your doorstep with a small black package. In this small black package will be "One Minute, Please?" If Fredrick doesn't fly away after a minute or so, please don't be alarmed. Go back inside and boil him an egg then back away slowly.
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