Before he joined the Order of the Stick, halfling ranger Belkar Bitterleaf found himself penniless and destitute in a new town. Join him as he pulls himself up by his bootstraps—not literally, he doesn't wear shoes—in this newly available short story, Uncivil Servant! This 12-page tale was first published in 2013 as a reward for backers of the Order of the Stick Kickstarter and is now available to the wider public for the first time on a pay-whatever-you-think-a-story-this-length-is-worth basis. Like all of our Gumroad PDFs, this one has ultra-smooth vector graphics and updated lettering, and without all that boring author commentary where I'm always yammering on about this or that. Everybody wins! Except for the people Belkar kills. They lose.