Ronald James Trump said “I present our manifesto.
We do not make promises. We will mention what shall be our endeavours. Many times promises break, endeavours succeed.
It shall be our endeavour to make India great again. We want countries and territories that were once part of India to join India. We want Aden, Burma, Ceylon, Maldives, Mauritius, Nepal, Bhutan, Tibet, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Bangladesh, Malaya, Singapore, Somaliland, Christmas Island, and Cocos Islands to join India.
It shall be our endeavour to make Greece and Ireland join India by paying their debts.
It shall be our endeavour to make rupee strong. Rupee should be equal to at least 1,600 American dollars. Exporters shall quote their prices in rupees. Those who go to work abroad shall have the amount of salary or wage in their contracts in rupees…
It shall be our endeavour to reduce Income Tax by 1% per year and abolish it in 30 years.
It shall be our endeavour to abolish Service Tax in 15 years.
It shall be our endeavour to return to names like...”
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Many people do not have enough to eat. Food should not be wasted. Cake is for eating and not for rubbing on the face. There should not be rubbing of cake on face during birthdays and other occasions. Food should not rot in warehouses. It should not be eaten by rats. Food sacks should not lie on roads or in outside warehouses.
Wheat should not be dumped into sea to keep wheat price high.
Tomatoes should not be wasted. Tomatina festival must end. Throwing tomatoes on each others is a disgrace.
Eggs should not be broken on heads.
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“My fellow Indians,
We have achieved greatness.
Today rupee is equal to 1,600 American dollars.
Our country is free from chikungunya, cholera, dengue, diphtheria, filariasis, leprosy, malaria, tuberculosis. Cases of anthrax, cancer, Hepatitis A, B, C, D and E are few.
There are artificial hearts, kidneys and livers. They have saved many lives. Donors are not necessary…
We have abolished Bharat Ratna, Padma Vibhushan, Padma Bhushan, Padma Shri, Arjuna, Dronacharya, Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna, Sahitya Akademi, Sangeet Natak Academy, Lalit Kala Akademi awards. We have new awards which are given to qualified persons on application. No money with awards.
We have various star awards like India Agriculture Star,… India Zoology Star and so on…
We have restored names like Alleppey, Bombay, Calcutta, Madras, Baroda, Bangalore, Belgaum, Broach, Calicut, Cochin, Cranganore, Gulbarga, Gurgaon, Kaira, Mangalore, Mercara, Mysore, Pondicherry, Poona, Quilon, Trivandrum, Tuticorin, Coorg, North Kanara, South Kanara, Alexander Dock, Connaught Place, Connaught Circus, Jacob Circle, Pygmalion Point, Rajasthan Canal, Aurangzeb Road, Cadell Road, Cemetery Road, Central Road, Curzon Road, Hill Road, Hornby Road, Lamington Road, Pedder Road, Perry Road, Race Course Road, Warden Road, Seventy Feet Road, Elphinstone Road, James Street, Princess Street, Prince of Wales Museum, Alfred Park, Borivali National Park, Crawford Market, Victoria and Albert Museum, Victoria Jubilee Technical Institute, Victoria Museum, Victoria Terminus, Willingdon Hospital, South Parade and so on and so forth…
If any country can be called Paradise it is India.
India is Great.”