A humorous and creepy collection of microfiction with bite-sized fantastical moments featuring bugs, lake spirits, the abduction of the elderly, cult complaints, doomed Kickstarters and Patreon tiers, magic, swamps, and much more, all hosted by a friendly enby witch who'll make sure you don't get lost!
Featuring artwork from: Sajan Rai, Amanda Summers, RapidPunches and Ryan Rose Aceae!
140 pages: PDF/EPUB/MOBI bundle
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A sample of an entire microfiction contained within! WOW!
FLOWER GOLEMS ARE A TERRIBLE IDEA
We thought it'd be simple: a little blood, some petals, a bit of chanting and you've got a garden that can move and talk.
Instead: Visibility is terrible as the pollen fog collects in drifts. I am so covered in pollen I look like a bee's hind legs. Children, as they sleep, produce mucus in such astounding quantities that they need to be chipped free from their beds in the morning.
And still the golems won't stop making out.
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