This book is full of written comedy, some of which has been published on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Reader's Digest, and The Feathertale Review. It is certified to contain no gardening tips.
- Employee Comments that Indicate that You May Have Hired a Llama and Not a Data Scientist
- My Expressed Opinions that are Actually Shared by my Employer
- What I Learned from Briefly Sharing an Office with Steve Jobs
- Nobel Prize Acceptance Speech Based on my Elementary School Understanding of Science
- Partial List of Things Goodwill Does Not Accept That Are Not Specifically Listed On Their Website
- Basketball Positions I Can Play Effectively
Enjoy this wild, weird take on family life, work, and milkshakes.